The Crow F-CAW-F

The Story of F-Caw-F
Every morning, the old crow climbed onto the pole wearing his lucky red newsboy cap and yelled, "F-CAW-F!"
The other birds had no idea what it meant—but it was announced with authority and instilled fear!
By noon, every worm had disappeared, every squirrel had gone into hiding, and the hawks decided to hunt somewhere else.
The crow smiled.
He had no clue what "F-CAW-F" meant either... but it worked every single time.