Swear Bear

Swear Bear had one simple goal: go an entire day without swearing.
By 8:03 a.m., the swear jar had twelve bucks in it.
By lunch, he’d switched from dollar bills to twenties because making change was “a bunch of—” CLINK.
Then somebody asked why he was always so angry.
Swear Bear stared at them, slowly stuffed another twenty into the jar, and growled, “Because people keep asking stupid—”
CLINK.
By bedtime, Swear Bear was broke.
The swear jar, however, had enough money to retire.